7/16/03: I just got done dying my hair. I put purple streaks in. The front of my hair isn't purple at all, but it looks cool like that. I look totally bitchin. Okay, maybe not totally bitchin. My red hair was totally bitchin. This is semi-bitchin. It's badass. There.... badass.
7/2/03: Today I was at the dentist getting a fake tooth put in (it's a long story) and I was suprised at the thoughts that were going through my head as they were drilling into my skull. I was wondering what would happen if I was the Hulk. What if I just flipped out because I didn't like the soft rock radio station? I could picture my fist going through the light and slamming this woman into the wall. Then the dentist was almost yelling at the dental assistant, and I felt bad for her. He kept saying "Hurry, hurry. Quicker, please." but he had a bad attitude about it. Then I noticed today for the first time that my dentist has weird teeth. They look really fake, and they kinda protude from his lips. I don't think I can trust a dentist with fucked up teeth. If I lived in England, then maybe....
7/1/03: I just got an email advertising a penis pump. They sent hopes of a larger, firmer penis, with results guranteed. Whoever decided to market penis pumps through email to women should probably consider a different line of work.
6/26/03: I hate girls. They're stupid and they do whatever guys tell them to. A person shouldn't listen to anyone else, they should live for themselves. I'm not saying be selfish, but don't sacrificing everything you want and love, just because that other person doesn't like it is stupid. Ferris Bueller was on the right track when he said: "A person shouldn't believe in an -ism. They should believe in themselves."
6/20/03: I'm home in Mascoutah now, and it's so boring. I have nothing to do. It's Friday night and I'm sitting here. I guess I'm heading out to this party soon, but I probably won't be there long. I just want to go to shows, and never work or go to school. EVER. I just heard on the radio that there's a band called Vampire Moose. What a crappy name. Then they advertised a Creed tribute band. I don't know what's worse. Creed is hands down the worst band. EVER. I'm gonna be laughing when Scott Stapp is burning in hell. Think I'm wrong? Well just remember .... even Jesus hates Creed.
6/9/03: Today I ran a bunch of errands. Being an adult sucks. I drove past McDonald's and saw that they had a sign up that said: "Try our new Pork Sandguuich". They must have run out of W's, because they used two U's instead. My friend Brohammed made up the word Sandguich with a U. So I went and took a picture of the sign to prove that Brohali is catching on. When I went to the post office, and old man was staring at me while I got out of my car. I wanted to tell him to bite me. That's always been a dream of mine, to tell some nice old man or woman off. Maybe then they'd mind their own business.
I don't think I've ever bought the same toothpaste twice. Every time, I buy a different kind. Then I get home and I'm all excited to try it out, so I'll open the new tube. The whole tube still has toothpaste in it, but I just can't wait to try out the new kind. Then I have two open tubes and that just seems illogical.
6/10/03: Today when I was driving home a bird was flying too low and it wouldn't fly any higher. It almost ran into my windshield because it was flying up too slow. Stupid bird.
I saw a street called Ballyshannon. I want to know who the person is that thought Ballyshannon sounded like a pleasant place to live.
Since there's porta potties, and they are reused, I assume that there's some guy that has to clean those out before they're moved to the next spot. What a shitty job. Literally.
